I hate you. Well. Ok. That's really not fair to you. Hate is a really strong thing. And really negative. I don't think all that negativity is good for my stress level, or my skin, or the grey hair I'm trying to make sure no one notices. So let's back up for a minute and start over. I (
See, here's the thing, Pinterest. A few weeks ago I had to make some changes in my life. And I've been a good girl ever since. Promise. I've followed the rules and done 98.7 (yes, .7) percent of the things I'm supposed to do. But seriously, Pinterest, how do you expect me to keep following the rules when you keep shoving pictures of every possible kind of dessert or starchy substance known to man in my face? This is not ok, Pinterest.
Alright. Yes. I know it's really not your fault. But it's just easier (and probably more socially acceptable) to blame you. Let's be honest. But I'm sure you've now guessed that, no, I cannot in fact eat those delicious little treats. There would be most unfortunate consequences if I did. And it does seem unfair that you keep showing them to me day after day. (Tease!) So let's agree that from now on you're not going to do that. Ok? Sound good? Awesome!
Yours truly,
Desperately craving a cookie (and let's face it, some potatoes too)
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